Piracy Pirate

<h1 class="rainbow">Piracy Pirate</h1> <h2>[[PLAY]]</h2> <h2>[[CREDITS]]</h2> <iframe width="0" height="0" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" allow="autoplay" autoplay="true" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/214206834&color=%23ff5500&auto_play=true&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false&show_teaser=true&visual=true"></iframe><div style="font-size: 10px; color: #cccccc;line-break: anywhere;word-break: normal;overflow: hidden;white-space: nowrap;text-overflow: ellipsis; font-family: Interstate,Lucida Grande,Lucida Sans Unicode,Lucida Sans,Garuda,Verdana,Tahoma,sans-serif;font-weight: 100;"><a href="https://soundcloud.com/2pblog" title="" target="_blank" style="color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;"></a> · <a href="https://soundcloud.com/2pblog/theme-1" title="" target="_blank" style="color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;"></a></div>

You are stereotypical 17th cetury pirate in modern day Britan. You are aboard the Piranica (basicaly the Britanica but much smaller more piraty and nothing at all like the Britanica) holding a crew of 6. You are stugling to earn any money as the times are so different to what you are familliar with. You will need money fast as the crew is suffering without any food. <<set $moneyVariable to "0">> <<set $rankVariable to "fail">> [[-Ask your crew for help]] [[-Cry]] [[-Drink some tea]] <iframe width="0" height="0" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" allow="autoplay" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/214206829&color=%23ff5500&auto_play=true&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false&show_teaser=true&visual=true"></iframe><div style="font-size: 10px; color: #cccccc;line-break: anywhere;word-break: normal;overflow: hidden;white-space: nowrap;text-overflow: ellipsis; font-family: Interstate,Lucida Grande,Lucida Sans Unicode,Lucida Sans,Garuda,Verdana,Tahoma,sans-serif;font-weight: 100;"><a href="https://soundcloud.com/2pblog" title="Pixel-boy" target="_blank" style="color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;"></a> · <a href="https://soundcloud.com/2pblog/theme-3" title="Theme - 3" target="_blank" style="color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;"></a></div>

(align:"<==")[(text-style:"double-underline","buoy")[<h1 class="rainbow">CREDITS</h1>]] <h4>Coded by MABHS, also known as LBP (Leaky Boot Productions), also known as MNAPS, also known as MAXx, now universaly known as LB&MP</h4> <h4>Idea by LB&MP</h4> <h4>All music made by Pixel-Boy</h4> <h4>Made in twine</h4> <h4>Dedicated to the game jam judges, not sure if I can list their names</h4> <h4>Made in 2024</h4> <h7>Please don't copy this ©. You have just played the game, please don't pirate things in real life, its a crime. just Don't.</h7> <h3>(link-goto:"<-Back","PIRACY PIRATE")</h3> <iframe width="0" height="0" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" allow="autoplay" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/1783775451&color=%23ff5500&auto_play=true&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false&show_teaser=true&visual=true&autoplay=true"></iframe><div style="font-size: 10px; color: #cccccc;line-break: anywhere;word-break: normal;overflow: hidden;white-space: nowrap;text-overflow: ellipsis; font-family: Interstate,Lucida Grande,Lucida Sans Unicode,Lucida Sans,Garuda,Verdana,Tahoma,sans-serif;font-weight: 100;"><a href="https://soundcloud.com/player-1-343468519" title="PLAYER 1" target="_blank" style="color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;"></a> · <a href="https://soundcloud.com/player-1-343468519/15-credit-theme-made-by-pixel-boy-being-used-for-embed-code" title="15 - Credit Theme, made by pixel boy (being used for embed code)" target="_blank" style="color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;"></a></div>

You go to the rotting steering wheel of the ship and call upon the crew to help you with yee problem. They gather in front of you waiting for your comand, you call out "Ahoy, fine crew we need to earn some fine booty in order to keep this wreck going". [[-Ask Jamither (the posh one) for their idea ->-Ask Jamither for help with the money crisis]] [[-Ask Finn (the first mate) for their idea]] [[-Ask Bess (the master of arms) for their idea]] [[-Ask Belle (the ships musician) for their idea]] [[-Ask Bastian (the rigger) for their idea]] <iframe width="0" height="0" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" allow="autoplay" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/1784548368&color=%23ff5500&auto_play=true&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false&show_teaser=true&visual=true"></iframe><div style="font-size: 10px; color: #cccccc;line-break: anywhere;word-break: normal;overflow: hidden;white-space: nowrap;text-overflow: ellipsis; font-family: Interstate,Lucida Grande,Lucida Sans Unicode,Lucida Sans,Garuda,Verdana,Tahoma,sans-serif;font-weight: 100;"><a href="https://soundcloud.com/player-1-343468519" title="PLAYER 1" target="_blank" style="color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;"></a> · <a href="https://soundcloud.com/player-1-343468519/28-tension" title="28 - Tension" target="_blank" style="color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;"></a></div>

You cry and cry and cry. Jamither, the posh pirate comes up to you and shouts in a posh tone "Yar sir would you like yee tea, it would make yee feel much more enlightened". [[-Ask Jamither for help with the money crisis]] [[-Have the tea->-Drink some tea]] <iframe width="0" height="0" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" allow="autoplay" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/214206818&color=%23ff5500&auto_play=true&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false&show_teaser=true&visual=true"></iframe><div style="font-size: 10px; color: #cccccc;line-break: anywhere;word-break: normal;overflow: hidden;white-space: nowrap;text-overflow: ellipsis; font-family: Interstate,Lucida Grande,Lucida Sans Unicode,Lucida Sans,Garuda,Verdana,Tahoma,sans-serif;font-weight: 100;"><a href="https://soundcloud.com/2pblog" title="Pixel-boy" target="_blank" style="color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;"></a> · <a href="https://soundcloud.com/2pblog/theme-7" title="Theme - 7" target="_blank" style="color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;"></a></div>

You drink some tea and feel much more enlightened. [[-Ask the crew about the matter at hook->-Ask your crew for help]] <iframe width="0" height="0" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" allow="autoplay" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/1784547399&color=%23ff5500&auto_play=true&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false&show_teaser=true&visual=true"></iframe><div style="font-size: 10px; color: #cccccc;line-break: anywhere;word-break: normal;overflow: hidden;white-space: nowrap;text-overflow: ellipsis; font-family: Interstate,Lucida Grande,Lucida Sans Unicode,Lucida Sans,Garuda,Verdana,Tahoma,sans-serif;font-weight: 100;"><a href="https://soundcloud.com/player-1-343468519" title="PLAYER 1" target="_blank" style="color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;"></a> · <a href="https://soundcloud.com/player-1-343468519/20-good-time-made-by-pixel-boy" title="20 - Good Time, Made by Pixel Boy" target="_blank" style="color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;"></a></div>

You ask Jamither for his idea, he responds with "we shall sell yee tea to thee people of Britan". The crew over hears you and goes "Yee can sell the fine tea we Brittish people too". [[-Back->-Ask your crew for help]] <iframe width="0" height="0" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" allow="autoplay" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/1784548383&color=%23ff5500&auto_play=true&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false&show_teaser=true&visual=true"></iframe><div style="font-size: 10px; color: #cccccc;line-break: anywhere;word-break: normal;overflow: hidden;white-space: nowrap;text-overflow: ellipsis; font-family: Interstate,Lucida Grande,Lucida Sans Unicode,Lucida Sans,Garuda,Verdana,Tahoma,sans-serif;font-weight: 100;"><a href="https://soundcloud.com/player-1-343468519" title="PLAYER 1" target="_blank" style="color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;"></a> · <a href="https://soundcloud.com/player-1-343468519/25-end-theme-2" title="25 - End Theme 2" target="_blank" style="color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;"></a></div>

You ask Finn, he replies with "we shall do piracy". [[-Say "we already do piracy"]] [[-Say "what"]] <iframe width="0" height="0" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" allow="autoplay" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/1784548383&color=%23ff5500&auto_play=true&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false&show_teaser=true&visual=true"></iframe><div style="font-size: 10px; color: #cccccc;line-break: anywhere;word-break: normal;overflow: hidden;white-space: nowrap;text-overflow: ellipsis; font-family: Interstate,Lucida Grande,Lucida Sans Unicode,Lucida Sans,Garuda,Verdana,Tahoma,sans-serif;font-weight: 100;"><a href="https://soundcloud.com/player-1-343468519" title="PLAYER 1" target="_blank" style="color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;"></a> · <a href="https://soundcloud.com/player-1-343468519/25-end-theme-2" title="25 - End Theme 2" target="_blank" style="color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;"></a></div>

You ask Bess, she replies with "We shall plunder the other pirates ever so nice booty and take their gold". You very much like this pirate like idea but Finn buds in saying "Yee are no pirates within the oceans anymore, they are all gone. We are yee last". [[-Back->-Ask your crew for help]] <iframe width="0" height="0" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" allow="autoplay" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/1784548383&color=%23ff5500&auto_play=true&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false&show_teaser=true&visual=true"></iframe><div style="font-size: 10px; color: #cccccc;line-break: anywhere;word-break: normal;overflow: hidden;white-space: nowrap;text-overflow: ellipsis; font-family: Interstate,Lucida Grande,Lucida Sans Unicode,Lucida Sans,Garuda,Verdana,Tahoma,sans-serif;font-weight: 100;"><a href="https://soundcloud.com/player-1-343468519" title="PLAYER 1" target="_blank" style="color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;"></a> · <a href="https://soundcloud.com/player-1-343468519/25-end-theme-2" title="25 - End Theme 2" target="_blank" style="color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;"></a></div>

You ask Belle, she responds with "Yee shall entertain the residents of fine Brittan and earn money yee kind and fair way". You see this as a horrible idea, we shall stay with the pirate way and shall not be yee common landlubber. [[-Back->-Ask your crew for help]] <iframe width="0" height="0" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" allow="autoplay" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/1784548383&color=%23ff5500&auto_play=true&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false&show_teaser=true&visual=true"></iframe><div style="font-size: 10px; color: #cccccc;line-break: anywhere;word-break: normal;overflow: hidden;white-space: nowrap;text-overflow: ellipsis; font-family: Interstate,Lucida Grande,Lucida Sans Unicode,Lucida Sans,Garuda,Verdana,Tahoma,sans-serif;font-weight: 100;"><a href="https://soundcloud.com/player-1-343468519" title="PLAYER 1" target="_blank" style="color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;"></a> · <a href="https://soundcloud.com/player-1-343468519/25-end-theme-2" title="25 - End Theme 2" target="_blank" style="color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;"></a></div>

You ask Bastian, he replies with "Yee shall dig in the kind earth for yee booty, the buried treasure is key". Finn tells Bastian "Yee is no such thing as buried treasure, only one pirate buried treasure". Well that idea was bad, if there is none they what use would it be. [[-Back->-Ask your crew for help]] <iframe width="0" height="0" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" allow="autoplay" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/1784548383&color=%23ff5500&auto_play=true&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false&show_teaser=true&visual=true"></iframe><div style="font-size: 10px; color: #cccccc;line-break: anywhere;word-break: normal;overflow: hidden;white-space: nowrap;text-overflow: ellipsis; font-family: Interstate,Lucida Grande,Lucida Sans Unicode,Lucida Sans,Garuda,Verdana,Tahoma,sans-serif;font-weight: 100;"><a href="https://soundcloud.com/player-1-343468519" title="PLAYER 1" target="_blank" style="color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;"></a> · <a href="https://soundcloud.com/player-1-343468519/25-end-theme-2" title="25 - End Theme 2" target="_blank" style="color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;"></a></div>

You say "we already do yee piracy, we plunder the enemies boats for their very nice cargo". Finn responds with "Piracy not Piracy, Piracy is the act of copying things and voiding yee copyright, we then sell the copied thing. Its like copying a movie and then selling it for yee revenue". You think of this as quite a good idea, pirate spirit, good money and a challenge. [[-Begin Piracy]] <iframe width="0" height="0" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" allow="autoplay" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/1784548383&color=%23ff5500&auto_play=true&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false&show_teaser=true&visual=true"></iframe><div style="font-size: 10px; color: #cccccc;line-break: anywhere;word-break: normal;overflow: hidden;white-space: nowrap;text-overflow: ellipsis; font-family: Interstate,Lucida Grande,Lucida Sans Unicode,Lucida Sans,Garuda,Verdana,Tahoma,sans-serif;font-weight: 100;"><a href="https://soundcloud.com/player-1-343468519" title="PLAYER 1" target="_blank" style="color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;"></a> · <a href="https://soundcloud.com/player-1-343468519/25-end-theme-2" title="25 - End Theme 2" target="_blank" style="color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;"></a></div>

Finn says "Piracy is the act of copying things and voiding yee copyright, we then sell the copied thing. Its like copying a movie and then selling it for yee revenue". You think of this as quite a good idea, pirate spirit, good money and a challenge. [[-Begin Piracy]] <iframe width="0" height="0" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" allow="autoplay" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/1784548383&color=%23ff5500&auto_play=true&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false&show_teaser=true&visual=true"></iframe><div style="font-size: 10px; color: #cccccc;line-break: anywhere;word-break: normal;overflow: hidden;white-space: nowrap;text-overflow: ellipsis; font-family: Interstate,Lucida Grande,Lucida Sans Unicode,Lucida Sans,Garuda,Verdana,Tahoma,sans-serif;font-weight: 100;"><a href="https://soundcloud.com/player-1-343468519" title="PLAYER 1" target="_blank" style="color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;"></a> · <a href="https://soundcloud.com/player-1-343468519/25-end-theme-2" title="25 - End Theme 2" target="_blank" style="color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;"></a></div>

You ask Finn on what must be done, he writes out a list. (b4r:"dashed")+(b4r-colour:white)[=[[-Dock in Brittan]] -Find a computer -Find something to copy, like a DVD -Get a DVD burner -Avoid the police -Sell the copies [[*please read]]

<h8>*please note that you should not commit piracy as it is a huge crime and will result in a fine or enjaillement. Piracy was used for game purposes and not real life.<h8> [[-Back->-Begin Piracy]]

You set sail to yee Brittan in your pirate ship, though pirates aren't welcome within the great precinct of Brittan. [[-Take the Jolly Roger down]] [[-Do nothing]] [[-Deploy your Disguise O-matic]] [[-Change into more formal clothes]]

You take yee jolly roger down and pass through into the port untouched. You exit the ship, the piracy can begin. [[-Next]]

You don't do anything, including steering the ship. The ship goes straight into the dock and sinks. Great job, you failed. (set: $rank to "Fail - Forgot to Steer") [[-See stats]]

You deploy a device known as the 'Disguise O-matic™️' it starts filtering through the costumes and chooses the best fitting. Guess what, it chooses some pirate costumes as most fitting. By the time the costumes were found you have been called in by the security to get ID. They look at you and your crew and believe you to be a roleplaying team. You enter the port and dock your ship, the piracy can begin. [[-Next]]

You change out of yee pirate gear and begin the dock to Brittan, the authorities call on you and see the ship. "Pirates!" they call, "Pirates! This is no roleplaying team they have formal clothes on!". You are put in jail and feel sad as you lack the earning of any money. Great job, you failed. (set: $rank to "Fail - Found Suspicious") [[-See stats]]

<h1 class="rainbow">GAME OVER</h1> <h4>Stats Overall Revenue: $Money£ Rank: $rank</h4> [[-Restart->PIRACY PIRATE]]

Your first task is to find something to copy, you look at a map and see many different shops and a big x. [[-Go to yee pirate den (the pirate themed games store)]] [[-Go to the X]]

You enter yee pirates den and are welcomed by the amount of pirate games. Upon you sit a shelf of best sellers. The more money made the better. [[-Choose 'Pirate Pirate not Pirate' (worth 15£)->-Choose 'Pirate Pirate not Pirate' (worth $15)]] [[-Choose 'Pirate destruction' (worth 30£)->-Choose 'Pirate destruction' (worth $30)]] [[-Choose 'Pirate simulator' (worth 45£)->-Choose 'Pirate simulator' (worth $45)]] [[-Choose 'Piracy pirate' (worth 100£)->-Choose 'Piracy pirate' (worth $100)]]

You go to the X on the map, dig down, realising that you have hit a pipe. Oil comes streaming out destroying the park around you. You hear sirens in the distance. [[-Run]] [[-Continue to Dig]]

You attempt to run though the police see you and arrest you, they show you the sign saying no digging and fine you. Though you don't have any money so they arrest you instead. Good job, you fail (set: $rank to "Fail - Oil Maker") [[-See stats]]

As you continue to dig your find an old looking chest, open it and find a single gold bar worth almost 5,000£. As the park floods none of the police can see you. A spark is caught and the park in within flames, you run and escape free with the police arreset due to the starting of the fire. Good job, you win (set: $Money to "5,000") (set: $rank to "victory - pipe digger") [[-See stats]]

You choose yee pirate pirate not pirate a mere game at most. (set: $cost to "15") [[-Pay]] [[-Steal]]

You select pirate destruction, a very destructive game involving pirates and blowing stuff up, a very good choice. (set: $cost to "30") [[-Pay]] [[-Steal]]

You choose pirate simulator, the worlds worst repersentation of a pirate but the British seem to love it. (set: $cost to "45") [[-Pay]] [[-Steal]]

You choose piracy pirate, the best game ever. Showing the true lives of British pirates in a new world*. *a false sentence (set: $cost to "100") [[-Pay]] [[-Steal]]

You go up to the counter ready to pay but you realise that you don't have any money, you could offer something else. [[-Give sword]] [[-Give anchor]] [[-Give hook hand]]

You run with the disk, run, run, run. You are so worried about being caught you are not looking where you are running and go straight into a wall. You stand up and are fine, well you got the disk. [[-Look for a disk burner (things that put information onto a disk->-Leave]]

You give them your sword, they are delighted. They let you take the disk. [[-Leave]]

You give them your anchor, oddly they don't respond. It looks as if they are sleeping on the ground. You take the disk. [[-Leave]]

You give them your hook hand and it is the coolest thing they've seen, they let you take the game. [[-Leave]]

You leave the shop and realize that your next goal is to find a disk burner. [[-Go to GG BYE-FI (the tech shop)]] [[-Go to Bunnyings (the hardware store)]] [[-Catch your disk on fire]]

You enter the tech shop and see that right in front of you in the stand washed in holy light was a disk burner priced 15.99£. [[-Take it and steal]] [[-Take it and sneak it away]] [[-Take it and pay]]

You enter bunnyings to be posed with 5 aisles, which one could the disk burner be in. [[-Aisle 1]] [[-Aisle 2]] [[-Aisle 3]] [[-Aisle 4]] [[-Aisle 5]] [[-Back->-Leave]]

You set fire to the disk, the disk burns away. Well that was that, no more disk. Good job, you failed (set: $rank to "Fail - Disk Burner") [[-See stats]]

You enter aisle 1, while strolling down you see toilet paper, screws and pipes. [[-Back->-Go to Bunnyings (the hardware store)]]

You walk down aisle 2, you see lots and lots of power tools. [[-Back->-Go to Bunnyings (the hardware store)]]

You fast walk down aisle 3, you see lightbulbs, vacuums and the loo. [[-Back->-Go to Bunnyings (the hardware store)]]

You jog down aisle 4, you see lots of boxes full of nothing. [[-Back->-Go to Bunnyings (the hardware store)]]

You run down aisle 5, you see screw drivers, tape, bikes and a screw driver-tape-bike. [[-Back->-Go to Bunnyings (the hardware store)]]

You run away with the disk burner, sprinting off into the distance. No one saw you escape, well done. Now you need to find a laptop. [[-Search for a computer]]

You hide the disk burner in your coat and slowly walk away trying to be unsuspicious and try to be unseen. Though as you are a completely dressed up as a pirate so you are quite obvious. As you pass through the doors the buzzers go off and you are caught. Good job, you failed (set: $rank to "Fail - Caught by the door") [[-See stats]]

You go up to the counter to pay, still you have no money. [[-Give nothing]] [[-Give gold stopwatch]] [[-Say "hi"]]

You give the person at the counter nothing, they don't accept it and ban you from the shop. Good job, you fail (set: $rank to "Fail - practally robery") [[-See stats]]

You say "hi" to the person at the counter, they are so pleased that someone greeted them that they gave you the disk burner for free. [[-Search for a computer]]

You offer your gold stopwatch though they take this as bribery and call 991 - the police. Good job, you fail (set: $rank to "Fail - Gold Bribery") [[-See stats]]

You now need to find a computer to copy over the data. [[-Use one at the libary]] [[-Steal the one]]

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